as a way to prove that the earth isn't flat. to dent the water bottles of people you don't like. As a cooling block in extreme heat waves. As a way to surreptitiously block a surveillance camera. As a way to measure a building by brick length. Tied to ankles to hide evidence of a murder. Combined with a speedometer, as a Voight-Kampff test, but for gorillas, not androids (gorillas can't throw at speeds >20mph, unlike humans). To make people pay more attention to a "careful, raised step!" area. Buried 20 miles deep, as a way to track geological changes /and /or a volcanic eruption. Buried in the sand, as a way to track the tides. Buried in the sand as a deterrent against miniature ships. As a demonstration of the value-add theory of capitalism. To act as a centerpiece among highly cultured coffee table items. To play a practical joke on clueless cognitive test-takers. To play a practical joke on archaeologists. To use as a first-point-of-failure in a geological survey. To raise the level of water for drinking from a really tall glass. To use as the null-hypothesis for rock skippiness. To decoy a x-ray scanner as a drug brick carrier. as a short time-dating method (the brick will dissolve in 100 years (?). To make a backpack heavier for endurance training. In combination with trendy lighting, convince people to pay $15 for rice bowls. To use as a demonstration for a clay kiln. In combination with superglue, a way to block a road quickly.
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